I am not normal. Shocking, but true! From the outside, all indications dictate otherwise. I look like the typical, suburban mom with thick hair and smooth, clear skin that's not half-bad for a 46 year old. While most women my age might achieve this from a med spa laser peel, mine came from treatment that required insurance approval and 33 days of being bolted down to a proton radiation machine.  

You see, my &quot...